By the way, I just discovered that I missed National De-Lurking Day. (Who knew there even was such a thing?) Apparently you, yes you, the one with the unbrushed teeth and the holey underwear, were supposed to leave me your first-ever comment on January 14th. So let’s just pretend I didn’t miss it, and add in a little Haiti fundraising while we’re at it. For every comment I receive here by this Friday, January 22, I’ll donate $5 to Partners in Health. Go ahead, introduce yourself at last. I’d love to meet you, even if you do wear holey underwear. Heck, so do I.
ETA a few hours later… It’s been pointed out to me that I’m not made of money and I posted this on the Internets, where there are, y’know, bajillions of people. So I must add a caveat that at some point, when my wallet begins to weep, I’ll be capping this.