28 responses to “Better Than Sex? (Frozen Grapes)”

  1. Anonymous

    I concur! Frozen grapes tase AMAZING! I tried this a few days ago on this recommendation and they are fab! Thanks, Hayley x

  2. Dean

    I believe there should be pages of comments about this!

    This is my story on how i got to know these little devils on ice.

    When i was a kid me and my best friend would always go inside after it being so hot since we lived in texas where it's hot and she got me to try these grapes and i jumped cause they were FREEZING cold and i was like "What the heck D:" so i tasted it and it was like…oh my god…just woah…

    Since then when mom buys grapes i beg to have them be frozen and be all mine ALL MINE?!?!! <3

    Best thing to do is use little baggies and put them in your lunch or eat them while going to school/work or something c:

    AND YEAH WAAAAAY BETTER
    then eating icecream all the time
    or pizza or some crap like that

    This WOULD help you lose weight

    Think about it?

    You always snack out on icecream
    every few days of the week just
    a little thing of it, then
    switch over to frozen grapes and have those in place of icecream then you aren't getting fat and such! =D

  3. twilliams0314

    Seriously? I mean, based on the title, I was expecting something amazing. So I did this. As in, I stuck my grapes in the freezer the second I read this.

    They're grapes…but frozen. No miracle here! It tastes like a grape but has the addition of hurting my teeth.

    If these are better than sex…y'all need new partners!

  4. debbie koenig

    Shucks, twilliams, I'm sorry to hear you were disappointed. Sounds like you're having some pretty amazing sex, though, so it's not all bad ;)

  5. Emanuel

    The key is to not have your freezer on a ridiculously high (low temperature) setting. It has to be somewhere in the middle. The get froze on the outside, but are soft on the inside-and effing delicious.

  6. Judy

    I have been enjoying frozen grapes for the past few weeks. I think I'm becoming addicted. :) No need to use a tray. I just wash, remove from stems, put them in sandwich bags and freeze. They don't stick together.

    Blueberries do, but if you just drop them on the counter (like you drop a bag of ice on the floor) to separate them, they are great! I did blueberries like I do grapes. Wash and put in bags. Simple!

  7. debbie koenig

    Judy, someone else told me they don't stick together but I haven't had a chance to try it out yet. Thanks for the tip!

  8. Anonymous

    Frozen grapes are wonderous! But, just a hint …. try them this way… I take them out of the freezer and let thaw just til they start to get a little moisture (not much.. just a little) and then roll them in powdered sugar…. When I worked for the Alaska State Troopers, I got many of them hooked on these.

  9. Garrett

    I just take mine off the stems put them in a bowl and put em in the freezer and they turn out great and they dont stick together

  10. Heidi

    They work great as ice cubes as well, just pop a few in a drink (lemonade or water works well) for extra flavour and chill.

  11. Braydon

    I have literally been having frozen grapes since I was months old. My mom used them as a teething thing for me cuz the coldness helped sooth my gums. Now 16 years later I still eat them but now not to sooth my guns but as a replacement for sugary candy and treats.

  12. Miya

    I’m eating them now as we speak. They’re good & sweetness lasts longer than none frozen grapes.

    They’re not better than sex though!

    Good..but not THAT good.

  13. Hannah

    does it matter what kind of grape; green/red?

  14. molly

    delicious. and yes, you will loose weight by eating grapes. you cannot over eat fruit. period. our brains run off of glucose.. eat fruit for a couple days, and gain energy and move your body and rest and wake up without digestive issues. clear up your skin. eat fruit. it’s got protein. don’t believe me? check cronometer.com

    1. Derek H

      Completely wrong. ALL fruit has calories, and obviously they’re mostly sugar. Saying that you CANNOT overeat grapes is ignoring biology and thermodynamics. Fruit is a tasty, comparatively healthy snack.

      Oh, and your brain doesn’t run only on fructose. Your brain needs a considerable amount of fat and protein (way moreso than carbs) to operate efficiently.

      If you want to lose weigh, consume less calories than you burn. That’s all. You can eat twenty pounds of healthy food and pretend like it’s still healthy, but guess what? It’s still twenty pounds of food.

  15. Helen

    Love frozen grapes. Frozen banana is fab, too, but make sure you peel, slice and separate the slices before freezing!

  16. Trix

    Well when I switched to a vegetarian mostly fruit and vegetable diet, I instantly started losing weight. I’m about fifteen pounds lighter than I was six months ago. I don’t count calories. I don’t worry about eating too many fruits or vegetables. I don’t think weight gain is caused by a few extra grapes or carrot sticks. Maybe a few more slices of pizza or cake. The types of calories are way different.

  17. Johanne

    Girlfriend if frozen grapes are better than sex you need to spend the night with my man…

  18. Alyce

    What about freezing them for jelly? I have Valiant grapes growing in the yard but no time to prices them for next two months. Will they still be good for making jelly I do this with other wild berries.

  19. Andrew

    Last night I put them in the freezer to chill a little but I ended up falling asleep and forgot about them ( usually it’s a bottle of wine or beer…lol). l I just home from work and remembered I left them in the freezer. pulled them out and they looked really good tried one and now I’m hooked. Got a new snack!!

  20. UVA

    Well, I just had sex with a frozen grape, and yes …it was good haha

  21. Nora Jean

    Frozen red grapes are way sweeter than green! So yummy!

  22. Nora Jean

    They’re not better than sex though!

  23. Candice

    Pop them in a glass of wine that needs a slight chilling… enjoy!

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